• Latest Updates

  • Upcoming Events

  • Featured News

  • From Hash Blog

  • Featured Chapter

  • Cheers for beer

    Beer Theories
    Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
     
    Babe Ruth
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

    Lyndon B. Johnson
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
    Paul Horning
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.  Coincidence?  I think not."
    H. L.. Mencken
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    "When we drink, we get drunk.  When we get drunk, we fall asleep.  When we fall asleep, we commit no sin  When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.  So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
    George Bernard Shaw
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     
    "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
    Benjamin Franklin
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.."
    Dave Barry
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!
    W. C. Fields (ha ha ha ha ha)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


    One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:
    "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.  A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.  And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members!  In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.  Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.  But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.  In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."


  • Retirement Fun -- SMILE!

    Please appreciate the funny side of this. Just be happy you can still enjoy the glory of life!

    Read more...
  • PERTUBUHAN HASH HOUSE HARRIERS BAHAU
    Chapter Address:
    NO. 30, TAMAN SRI MUTIARA, KAMPUNG INDAH
    72100 BAHAU, NEGERI SEMBILAN DARUL KHUSUS.
     
    ADVISOR :
    TAM KIM SANG (0122081817),
    LOI AH YIN (0192222772)

    GRANDMASTER : LEE FOT PIN (0196208748),

    JOINT MASTER : SOO AH YING (06-4545772)

    SECRETARY : CHEOW WOON SAN (0133986777),

    TREASURER : WONG CHOON LEONG (0162973836)

    AUDITOR : LEE YENG LOONG (0126380647)

    COMMUNITY MEMBERS :
    TAM KUAN SANG (06-4543149),
    HO AH FOO (0132911000),                        
    KUAN THIAM GUAN (0122652669),
    TAN GAN KUEN (0133233999),
    NONG YANG DAI (0126113392),
    WONG SWEE YUN (0123335396),
    PANG CHIN (0196056722),
    CHONG YEN FATT (0132995065)

  • Kuala Lumpur Fullmoon Hash House Harriers
    Chapter Name Kuala Lumpur Fullmoon Hash House Harriers
       
    Email Address This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it
    Website URL This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it
       
    GM Name Les Sposito
    Chapter Type mixed
    Hash Name Sir Pository
    Contact Number Hp : 016-209 0779
    Email Add This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it
       
    On-Sec Name Mani
    Contact Number Hp: 012-221 0005
    Email Add This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it
       
    Treasurer Name Sandra Soliano
    Contact Number Hp : 016-357 0061

About Us

The Malaysian Hash Council(MHC) was founded in 1996 by a group of senior hashers with the following purpose:

  • To up-hold the spirit and comradeship of hashing.
  • Assist in the development of new Hash chapters in Malaysia.
Read more...

Contact us

Chapters who wish to publish your information, you can sign up here and submit your information or contact:

Rajinder “Speedy Gonzales” Agnihotri
SMS: 012-2331708
Email: raiagnihotri@yahoo.com

You are here: Home