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  • Very Good IQ

    A female teacher,was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade.
    The boy said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade,Ï'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'.

    The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principal's office.

    She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know.

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  • Cheers for beer

    Beer Theories
    Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
     
    Babe Ruth
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    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

    Lyndon B. Johnson
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    "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
    Paul Horning
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    "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.  Coincidence?  I think not."
    H. L.. Mencken
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    "When we drink, we get drunk.  When we get drunk, we fall asleep.  When we fall asleep, we commit no sin  When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.  So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
    George Bernard Shaw
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    "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
    Benjamin Franklin
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    "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.."
    Dave Barry
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    BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!
    W. C. Fields (ha ha ha ha ha)
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    One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:
    "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.  A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.  And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members!  In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.  Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.  But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.  In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."


  • Hash House Harriers & Harriets Kampar

    P.O.Box 31, 31907 Kampar, Perak.

    Mixed Hash, Founded on 08/03/1979, run on Monday and Thursday at 6.00pm.

    Contacts:

    James Wong: 05-2548405, 019-3134296 Fax: 05-2548405 Email: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

    Poon Yoon Tuck: 05-4653950, 012-4563323 Fax: 05-4668789

    Peter Choo: 05-4651410, 019-5677362

    Chen Siang Chen: 012-4583318 Fax: 05-4661305

    Email: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

    Fong Choy Wah: 05-4014671, 05-4788191, 019-4268648 Fax: 05-4014671

  • Jerantut Hash House Harriers and Harriettes

    Founded on 3rd January,2005 by Dato' David Lian exNo.9, Lorong Alur Akar 43, 25250 Kuantan, Pahang.

    Mixed hash that runs weekly on Monday at 1730 hrs. Guest Fee:FOC.

    Hash beer: Heineken & others. Snacks served at beginning and end of run at run site..

    Contacts:

    GM COME-Tai: 09-260 1355(0), 09-266 2307(H), 09-260 1356(F), This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

    OnSec-Hussein Chou 'Malai Chai': 019-979 6363(M), 09-260 1359(H),09-260 1356(F) This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

    Asst OnSec-Kojek Gan Kok Chek:013-920 1212(M)

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