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  • Cheers for beer

    Beer Theories
    Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
     
    Babe Ruth
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    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

    Lyndon B. Johnson
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    "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
    Paul Horning
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    "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.  Coincidence?  I think not."
    H. L.. Mencken
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    "When we drink, we get drunk.  When we get drunk, we fall asleep.  When we fall asleep, we commit no sin  When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.  So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
    George Bernard Shaw
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    "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
    Benjamin Franklin
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    "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.."
    Dave Barry
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    BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!
    W. C. Fields (ha ha ha ha ha)
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    One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:
    "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.  A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.  And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members!  In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.  Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.  But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.  In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."


  • Everything Has A Reason.......God Is Great.......

    Me: God, can I ask You a question?

    God: Sure

    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    ... ... ... ...
    God: I promise

    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

    God: What do u mean?

    Me: Well, I woke up late

    God: Yes

    Me: My car took forever to start

    God: Okay

    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait

    God: Huummm

    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

    God: All right

    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

    Me (humbled): OH

    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

    Me: (ashamed)

    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.

    Me (embarrassed):Okay

    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

    Me (softly): I see God

    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

    Me: I'm Sorry God

    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.

    Me: I will trust You.

    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.

    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...


  • Sarawak Tropical Rainforest Hash Club

    Sarawak Tropical Rainforest Hash Club

    Address: No 3B, Lorong 6, Jalan Belatok, 96000 Sibu, Sarawak

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    Run on every Sunday, 4.00pm

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    (GM) Justin Ting
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  • Penang Mens Hash House Harriers PMHHH_hash_logo

    Chapter Name Penang Mens Hash House Harriers
       
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    Chapter Contact Number 0124770337
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    AGM Date/Month March/April
    Chapter Type Men only
    Weekly Run Details Runs on every Monday @ 6.00pm. Men only.
       
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    GM Name ARUL
    GM Hash Name BATTERY
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  • To up-hold the spirit and comradeship of hashing.
  • Assist in the development of new Hash chapters in Malaysia.
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