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Every minute counts in a heart attack .. get to the hospital immediately .. and DO NOT drive yourself .. and do not drive home to pick up your spouse before heading to the Hospital .. every minute counts !!
 
View this youtube video to understand how a heart attack happens .... do please take good care of your health...

Oil Pulling for a Brighter Smile and Better Health by Dr. Bruce Fife

"That sounds ridiculous," exclaimed Rick in disbelief. "It will never work. How could it? It doesn't make any sense."

Rick suffered fromchronic sinusitis. At night when lying down, his nose would stop up, making it difficult for him to breathe and to sleep. The congestion also caused him to experience frequent headaches.

A rich man who once asked his priest, "Why does everybody call me stingy when everyone knows that when I die I will leave everything I have to this temple?"

The priest said:
 
"There once was a pig and a cow. The pig was unpopular and the cow was loved by all in the village. This puzzled the pig.

The pig said to the cow:
 
'People speak warmly of your good nature and your helpful attitude. They think you are very generous because each day you give them
milk, butter and cheese. But how about me? I give them everything I have. I give them the famous sausages, bacon and ham i.e. my entire body.
Yet no one likes me. Why is that?'
                               

                                                                           
The priest continued: "Do you know what the cow answered? 

                        
The cow said, 'Perhaps it is because I give while I am still living.'


LOVE PASSIONATELY
GIVE GENEROUSLY

INSTALLING HUSBAND

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as  NEWS 5..0,   MONEY 3.0  and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
_______________________________________________________________________________________  

Reply

DEAR  Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1..0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.


In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and perfor
mance.
We recommend:
 Cooking 3.0 and  Hot Looks 7.7.

Prostate Gland

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Prostate Cancer [ Download PDF ]

Eye test

TRICK: HAVE A FEW BEERS BEFORE U ATTEMPT THIS ... HE HE HE

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