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When 50 comes..

A guy was 50 years old and loved to fish.
 
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
 
He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
 
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'  
 
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
 
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
 
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' Pick me up, then kiss me;
 
and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous,
 
 because I will be your bride!'
 
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over,
 
picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.
 
The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?'

I said, 'Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride.'
 
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
 
'Nah. At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog.'
 
 

With age comes wisdom.
 
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Hashing Pals

Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.
When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved HASHING all our lives, and we HASH  on Saturdays together for so many years. 
 
Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's HASHING there."
Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.
Shortly after that, Joe passes on.
At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by
a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him,
"Mike--Mike.

"Who is it? Asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Mike--it's me, Joe."
"You're not Joe. Joe just died."
"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice."
"Joe! Where are you?"
"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," says Mike.
"The good news," Joe says," is that there's HASHING in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too.   Better than that,
we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can  HASH  all we want, and we never get
tired."  Beers aplenty  from all over the WORLD.
That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?

"You're the HARE for this Saturday."


A GREAT ALTERNATIVE TO TAKING MEDICATION!!!!
 
20 Painkillers in Your Kitchen
 
1.   Make Muscle pain a memory with Ginger
When Danish researchers asked achy people to jazz up their diets with ginger,
it eased muscle and joint pain, swelling and stiffness for up to 63 percent of them within two months.
Experts credit ginger’s potent compounds called gingerols, which prevent the production of pain-triggering hormones.
The study-recommended dose: Add at least 1 teaspoon of dried ginger or 2 teaspoons of chopped ginger to meals daily.
 

Health Benefits of Okra

by: Junji Takano

The world's most beautiful women, Cleopatra of Egypt(recent findings found she was not a beauty) and Yang Guifei( a plump woman) of China loved to eat okra according to the history record.

When we visited the world's most productive land of okra in a rural area in Kami, Kochi Prefecture , Japan , the young and old all look very healthy. When we asked their secret in having good health in that area, they graciously answer “okra”.

A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression 'going bananas' is from the effects of bananas on the brain. Read on:

Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!! This is interesting.

After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.

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