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The Filipina maid asked for a pay increase

The Filipina maid asked for a pay increase

*The Filipina maid asked for a pay increase*.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked:
'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Mam, there are THREE REASONS why I want an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband say so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.

Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better than you in bed.
Wife: (really furious now) 'Ah! Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Mam... Your driver says.
Wife: 'Ok Ok, So how much do you want?'

Last modified on Saturday, 29 October 2011 17:10

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